Reel · Truth Tellers

Before & After

Date: Jul. 24, 2019
Runtime: 30 seconds
Status: A · directly watched
Location: Statue of Liberty waterfront backdrop

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Performers: Jonathan Stoddard

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This was me six years ago, and this is me now. I got Liberty Mutual. They customized my car insurance, so I only pay for what I need. Then I won the lottery, got hair plugs, and started working out. And so can you.
Liberty Mutual cannot guarantee weight loss, hair gain, winning the lottery, newfound confidence, or the ability to inspire others.
We customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need, which is pretty good. Don't be greedy.
Only pay for what you need. Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.

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Liberty Mutual Trades in Bad Actors, Happy Thoughts and a Zoltar MachineMuse by Clios
Bad Job, Thoughts, Before & After, ZoltarAds of the World / Clio Network